December 3, 2006

A True and Funny Story

Posted in Blogroll, children, dogs, grandson, kids, laughter, playing, poop at 12:04 pm by Janet Atwell

The Dog
A true story.

It was on one of the first days that my 3-year-old grandson was trying very hard to be a big boy and not have any accidents. He was outside playing when he suddenly realized he had to go to the bathroom and knew that he was not going to make it.

He came in later to tell me that he got some poop on the outside of his shorts. Sure enough there was a small spot on the outside of his shorts leg but the underwear and short were otherwise clean.

With his most serious of facial expression, looking me in the eye, he said, “Gwanny, I twied not to make a mess. But I didn have no toilet paper outside you know. But, it’s okay Gwanny because the dawg licked it.” I tried hard not to laugh but about an hour later I was checking on the kids and saw that he was squatting with his pants at his ankles and a dog behind him cheerfully licking.